You Know You’re a Teacher When…
You repeat everything you say to your friends at least
five times.
You tell your husband to spit out his gum.
Your favourite place to shop is the teacher’s bookstore.
You can eat an entire meal in 20 minutes or less.
The neighbour’s trash looks like something you can recycle for your classroom.
You count all your Valentine Day cards and smile.
You pick up a handful of napkins in a restaurant.
Your wardrobe is covered in paint.
You wake up in the middle of the night and say, “Who’s talking?”
Other people joke that it must be nice to have four
months of vacation.
You are afraid to take a sick day because the sub doesn’t know your kids like you do.
Johnny swears and you smile, because it was a grammatically correct sentence.